All about me plus a list of my current story ideasI am six feet tall, with brown eyes, defiantly scruffy hair and unique for many reasons. Since I was 15 I have suffered a from IBS-irritiable bowel syndrome. Not poofy "I feel bloated" advert IBS, but intense pain 24h a day forever, immune to all known treatment IBS. This is combined with some unknown hypothalamus malfunction which makes me sleep upto 12 hours per night. Also my metabolism is totally screwed, I eat 10,000 calories a day! Am I a 50 stone wideload scarfing McLARDBURGERS do you ask? No, whilst by now I should be visible from space, I have remained exactly 16 stone for 10 years, thus the mystery. However the fact that all my "ammunition dumps" should be sealed in lead drums and fired into the sun is hardly a case for Mulder and Scully. I am not jokingly described as a walking biological warfare factory for nothing ( I made it up).Ironically, because of the whole wierd metabolism thing I have not physically aged since I was 15 either. I swear the locals can't tell the difference...
This means several things, firstly I may be IMMORTAL (muaha ha), secondly I am on enough nasty medication to kill ordinary mortals; and thirdly, whilst I am intellectually 27, in physicality and psychologically I am also 15. This gives me a unique perspective on things.
I have lots of imagination, from books and all those online naughty stories. Also the whole IBS thing makes me have really strange, elaborate dreams. Apart from the obvious, my fetishistic interests include smoking girls, heels, tattoos, piercings, long sexy fingernails,hot lipstick, sexy corsets, police uniforms, handcuffs and rubber nurses. Tight and shiny is always the best! As you can guess, I filled my time at school downloading things I shouldn't have...
Intelligence wise I have a shitload of GCSE's, 5.5 A levels and half of a Metallurgy degree. Because of my illness, and travelling 3h a day just to reach uni, I missed out on all the sexy fun... Teasingly, my testosterone seems to be the only hormone that still bloody works properly!
Because exam stress messes with the IBS I got screwed by BIRMINGHAM UNIVERSITY (boo, hiss). So now I'm doing a geosciences degree from home instead.
Apparently my brains really are unique because I was born two months premature as a (insert PC word of choice). Somehow my brain repaired itself, meaning I got very smart, very fast. Hell I read Tolkien when I was 8!. When I was sent to the psychiatrists because of my extreme IBS symptoms, they gracefully decided that I am surprisingly not a GIBBERING LUNATIC at all.
I really am a nice person, I love mischievous pets, and I always had lots of friends. Burping at random loudly enough to echo; and very occaisonally gassing entire rooms, lends a kind of anti-charisma to my sarcastic yet funny personality. It can ouch a bit, but people coughing, swearing profanities and pulling clothes over their noses is hilarious. (me:"oh no, not again?!")But then by comparison, one of my girlie friends used her alarm clock as a watch. Maybe my personality attracts cute, sexy oddballs. If any of my girlie friends felt any deeper feelings for me they never professed...
I have nothing in common with local girls, despite living in a supposedly posh area of the Birmingham conurbation, they all drink (I can't), do drugs , and most are uneducated chav scum hanging around bus shelters(local schools have gone waaaaay downhill).I could go hang around my old college but that is probably classed as stalking. Still there must be some smart, sexy women somewhere...
So to sum up, I am a friendly, pretty unusual, quite pervy boy, in need of a gorgeous, sexy, naughty girl to corrupt me. Operators are standing by...
Here is a list of the story ideas currently whizzing around in my brain:
Slave to the Ashtray Club, servicing their needs
Electra-Shannon Tweed embraces evil
Add more to Slutty Auntie Chastity, O'
earl?Add more to Romantic Seduction
Add more to Candi, an angel fallen
Add new chapter to Encouraged to be Slutty
Add new chapter to Vivian
Add new chapter to Countess Carmina
Auntie Nicotina-youtube fetish model
Caleyesque
Terry Ghost- maybe Rio, DrBaghead
Librarians Punished-master pc meme
Ghetto Goddesses, kidnapped in New York
Masumi Max, caged and slaved
Bought by a Bitch (corrupted by Masumi)
Satanic Nuns-Lovis-8
Hylenne-Lovis-8
Capnolagnia Hospital-lots of depraved nurses
Daddy's Little Angel-teenage succubus, Steevdragon
The Master is Pleased-succubus, Steevdragon
Meat Street-Sweetmouth
Smokin' Hyppnotherapy, false credentials-Tanya, internet milf
Forced Seduction, tied together-Bee Bryant, RocketDave
Fiery Eye in the Sky Denied-lurking at the beach, periscope, Tekweapons
Job Retraining-sleazy barmaid, Lipstick Girl, SouthernCharms
Road Trip to Heaven-Charlie Laine, youtube, altasmoking
Boob Dreams-teenage cutie
Fetish party Extravaganza-Corseta, internet model
These Boots Are Made For Stalking-Kitten, internet fetish model
Blank Slate, amenisia opportunity-evil plastic surgeon, old internet story
Auntie Peaches is Hookerlicious-Peaches, upinsmoke slut
Sex Goddess Virus, twisted physiology-Donita Dunes
Slut Transformer, Ayla melons, UEDGuy
Satanic Stepmom-flanker25
A daughter to be proud of-wonderwoman punked, Flanker25
Sexy Student-Jade, colight
Smokin' Photography-gullible/horny DA models
BITCH-Victoria Brown, pornstar, youtube, smokingdomination, smokeymouths
Demagogue Silenced, opinions reversed-Megan/Selena, colight
Sextoy Sorority
Lustus-Octorber13
Smoking Amazons- Emily
El Presidente-Tropico
Ember-sandybellf
Dark Diana-exgemini
Evil Relic-vampiric, soul corruption
Transgender corruption-anonymous
Vampire Nurses at the bloodbank
Nina-smoking fetish hospital
Friend like Candi- Knight-Bishop
100 a day, keeps the fresh air at bay-at the gym
More Smoky Airways
Witchie Boo-Quidditch practice(riding things) Sublime slime(and writhing tentacles)
Shoe Shop Sluts
Slave to the Ashtray Club
Bad Babesitter
Teen Tease-twinkle's little stars
Loki's Mask
Ever kissed an Ashtray?-nicotine filled makeup, muahahahahaaa!
The "kittenslayer."
The Box of Lurking
Paws of Fury, Gravity Defied
Elvish Reality-cigar club
NEWS FLASH-All my fascinated peeps may be interested to hear that I seem to be going through a second puberty! I've been growing more annoying facial hair, which demands shaving otherwise I look like a scruffbag, have been exceptionally full of hormones, thus the industrious quantities of scandalous filth I've written of late, and my waist has shrunk to the point where my trousers keep falling down! Wierd, especially given how exceptionally hungry I've been...
Devious Comments
thank ye for the watch my dear, I hope you enjoy what you see
oh, and if you have any requests, or would like an art trade (You write me a story, I draw you a picture) just feel free to drop a note, I'm almost always open (people hate me)
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Hi, I'm an erotica and satirical author on DA, with 60 stories so far. My work includes lots of boobs, smoking fetishism, sky high heels, naughty tattoos, tantalising piercings, tight corsets, shiny rubber, and beautiful women stalking unwary prey...
and I don't mind what the quality is as long as I get something
I haven't seen the new film yet, I was referring to your own picture of ominous knife wielding. I have always liked the old joker, but not in a sexy way. Where do you get your perversion from? I would love to get a sexy request drawn by you, I have been trying to convince all my new DA friends to draw super sexy pics of Witchie Boo by PatCarlucci. She is so popular that he has already sold one fanart book. Does the idea of a cute, sexy, green skinned witch with huge boobs, piercings and spiders tattooed on her nipples appeal to you? I am already full of story ideas about her, I have just been waiting for somebody to perv her up first, all my new friends are such busy artists!...
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Hi, I'm an erotica and satirical author on DA, with 60 stories so far. My work includes lots of boobs, smoking fetishism, sky high heels, naughty tattoos, tantalising piercings, tight corsets, shiny rubber, and beautiful women stalking unwary prey...
What is Gaia online? I don't know them all yet because i have only had a home connection for a couple of months. still without that context, your comment was very funny. Mayhaps kitten should steal some gold in my story, I'm good at descibing sexy, shiny jewellery.
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Hi, I'm an erotica and satirical author on DA, with 60 stories so far. My work includes lots of boobs, smoking fetishism, sky high heels, naughty tattoos, tantalising piercings, tight corsets, shiny rubber, and beautiful women stalking unwary prey...
I figure I can draw her. exactly how pervy do ye want her? (Oh, and by the by, I can't draw breasts that are outrageously huge compared to the body, I tried it already and failed miserably...but I can give her Kitten-size or below(Kitten is usually cup size E or F depending on my mood >w> ) Oh, and you'll probably need more info on her, yes? I'll note you with my favourite pictures of her as well as a bio
As for Witchie Boo, what I am hoping for is green skin, busty as you can manage, hot lips, purple talons, long red hair, purple eyeshadow, naughty piercings, stilettos and spider tattoos on her nipples and back. In her fanart she also tends to have crossbone skulls on her bum and shoulders. In PatCarlucci's own work she is also described as a "lime coloured tart," and "hufflepuff not humpnstuff." I have previously suggested that a two part view would be the sexiest, to show off her gorgeous front and curvy rear. As for what pose to use I traditionally get carried away at this point, drooling about nipple pinching, boob squeezing, bending over, long nails sliding seductively down her long legs, you get the idea. Kamekazekayti was going to draw her sexed up for me, but decided to do a pic of her speeding on "Inferno," instead. She offered to draw sowething else especially hot on my behalf instead. Steevdragon may paint her eventually but he is a very busy artist, drawing dragons, skulls and succubi with nipple rings.
Here are the links to her best pics:
The original character: [link]
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Hi, I'm an erotica and satirical author on DA, with 60 stories so far. My work includes lots of boobs, smoking fetishism, sky high heels, naughty tattoos, tantalising piercings, tight corsets, shiny rubber, and beautiful women stalking unwary prey...
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Hi, I'm an erotica and satirical author on DA, with 60 stories so far. My work includes lots of boobs, smoking fetishism, sky high heels, naughty tattoos, tantalising piercings, tight corsets, shiny rubber, and beautiful women stalking unwary prey...
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